um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace
The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like
Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.
Nasty sewer boy, gross child
Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first
I know you white people don’t care but history is repeating itself
Note: They were, according to the notes, sitting shiva for the Pittsburgh victims outside a Republican Party building.
So of course the party of “Religious freedom!” called in a counterterrorism unit.
i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on and let them honk and honk until the light turned red again. it took like 5min for it to turn green and the person honked for 2min of it then stopped. when it turned green again they were silent and i was like :) that’s what i thought. time isn’t real and i have no problem wasting someone else’s
when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
